Just take off your clothes..

-Hi, I'm Danisha. Who the hell are you?
-Honduran/Cayman
-Volleyball 24/7
-Don't be shy, drop by my ask box sometime :)

teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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whittacker:

avengersandcats:

its really hard to make  a lego’s death dramatic

is boromir holding a banana

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bonermakers:

A little snow never spoils our fun.

bonermakers:

A little snow never spoils our fun.

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whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

(Source: nicolasiscaged)

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heyfunniest:

hello-this-is-satan:
This boy has down-syndrome. I saw this video of the dog approaching him and trying to play. Firstly, the boy was terrified. The dog was incredibly gentle and continued to nudge the boy and comfort him. Then after countless attempts, they become best friends.I think this is beautiful   

heyfunniest:

hello-this-is-satan:

This boy has down-syndrome. I saw this video of the dog approaching him and trying to play. Firstly, the boy was terrified. The dog was incredibly gentle and continued to nudge the boy and comfort him. Then after countless attempts, they become best friends.
I think this is beautiful   

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deodrant:

if ur a teacher and u start a sentence and then pause for ur students to fill in the blank dont do that

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evora-flux:

bout to watch a movie in the 30th dimension.

evora-flux:

bout to watch a movie in the 30th dimension.

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makin my way downtown

makin my way downtown

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sadwhiteblogger:

members of maroon 5:

  • adam levine
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roachpatrol:

samsamtastic:

lextempus:

bigfatfeminist:

What Gay Guys Think About Vaginas. I was prepared to be annoyed but this is delightful.

I’m laughing so hard omfg

why is this so precious

“You see it in a museum and think, ‘I bet someone would pay a lot of money for that.’”

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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